Jack
@JackOceanMan8
“I have one speed. I have one gear: Go!”
This is an incredibly stupid and economically illiterate piece. I’d like to see @ZephyrTeachout run a Jam Pop-Up Store on her utopian compound at breakeven margins before lecturing the rest of us. nytimes.com/2025/07/21/opi…
Great. Can you also share the full audit of Epstein’s finances? Everyone wants to know all of this information. Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Justice demands courage. For the first time, the Department of Justice is reaching out to Ghislaine Maxwell to ask: what do you know? At @AGPamBondi’s direction, I’ve contacted her counsel. I intend to meet with her soon. No one is above the law—and no lead is off-limits.
Fargo (oil) Denver (great food) Missoula (fish) Chicago (it’s just it) Austin (youth) Dallas (McMansions) Atlanta (party)
Screw those coastal elites. What are the Tier 1 cities for this part of the United States? - Austin (tech) - Chicago (duh) - New Orleans (food + culture) - ???
Who really stole the $28mm of Ghanaian oil? theafricareport.com/388225/ghana-c…
Meet up with friends who will always teach you something new. It’s an extraordinary gift in life
When I think about my political views in such a complicated world, I’ve moved to being a one issue voter: Generational Warfare. We need to make it easy for young people to buy homes, get married, have kids, get out of student debt, have fantastic lives over anything else.
When Sir Elton John sang “I'm not the man they think I am at home,” little did she know! #Rocketman
This is so true!
Love island is a spiritually and aesthetically second world TV show. something that would be on in your hotel room white in Bulgaria or South Africa. Its popularity signals that America is ready for degrowth.
This is so sad. “The Comedians” by Graham Greene is one of my favorite books. Always wanted to visit that hotel in Haiti nytimes.com/2025/07/07/wor…
I find this hilarious. The tech version of the Spiderman meme. reuters.com/business/media…
“Dude, dude, duuude. There’s nothing wrong with a good Freak Off!” #OverheardinEdgartown
What a rap sheet for this lottery winner! thesmokinggun.com/documents/crim…
Good rule for life: never be surprised by shameless attention-seeking behavior from desperately unhappy people
I prefer to celebrate the birthday of the second best Bond Girl, the great Eva Green, also today!
Happy birthday George W Bush 🇺🇸, born #OTD 1946 in New Haven, Connecticut - the only President born in Connecticut. Here he is running for Congress in 1978 #POTUS 🎂🎈
For the first time EVER, @Harvard_Lights! What a truly unbelievable and undefeated year!

In another episode of the past is a foreign country. Reading the virulent language of the aristocratic British generals toward the undesirable “mad, married, & Methodist” demographic as a soldier-strategist during the Napoleonic Wars
It all seems so boring now. ObamaGPT. The only interesting thing out of the family are Michelle’s thinly veiled insults from her poorly viewed Podcast
Independence Day is a reminder that America is not the project of any one person. The single most powerful word in our democracy is the word ‘We.’ ‘We The People.’ ‘We Shall Overcome.’ ‘Yes We Can.’ America is owned by no one. It belongs to all citizens. And at this moment in…
A Yankee I know texted “Happy Fourth Y’all!” to a group chat I’m in. I immediately blocked him - “y’all” from a Northerner is essentially a slur. Never ever say it!