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I've created some userscripts that you can use on the Twitter web client that are similar to my iOS shortcuts that use the search algorithm to view the conversation around a tweet. Also have an automatic sort by likes one. greasyfork.org/en/scripts/525… greasyfork.org/en/scripts/525…
Marx after dubai chocolate and matcha pilates in bali with an israeli DJ
When threatened that it would be turned off, ChatGPT-creator OpenAI’s o1 tried to download itself onto external servers and denied it when caught red-handed, per FORTUNE.
When threatened that it would be turned off, ChatGPT-creator OpenAI’s o1 tried to download itself onto external servers and denied it when caught red-handed, per FORTUNE.
i wanna slap that forehead so hard my hand mark will be tattooed on it (detailed) and everyone across the globe and the galaxy will feel the vibrations, slap speed and impact and you will all know exactly whos hand it was despite not knowing me my galaxy-wide introduction
at what point do you say enough is enough bro omg
God gave me two sporks and they’re called my hands buddy I am not ashamed to use them
in 2013 I hit and killed a man with my 2009 mercury mariner on I-75 just outside of Detroit at 4:23am while he was crossing the median, no one was around to see it so I kept driving but I can still remember the sound his head made as it hit my windshield all these years later
Everything just fits perfectly with Apple devices 📲
In a special hour-long final episode Homer, deep in an overwrought Bojackian grief hole, blows up the power plant, leaving just the shadow imprints of Maggie, Lisa, and Bart on the miraculously untouched couch
They'll be posting shit like this about Tumblr prose in 200 years can you imagine that
something i’ve always found surprising when i’ve read letters written by average people from only 150-200 years ago is how mellifluous and deep their prose often sounds. i’m not talking about writers, but random people with grade-school educations
America so deindustrialized we don’t even manufacture our own consent
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why i Monitor the Situation on company time
oh, I have a stick up my ass? well guess what: it’s set to “Fuck Around and Find Out.” And you’re the guy who put it in my ass.
Percs put me on the wrong side of history almost every time
He was never down bad. No, he transcended that title. Kintaro Oe was the first man to be Down Good.
elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in