dracula flow

user submitted posts will be annotated with an asterisk thank you to everyone who submitted! truthfully, i got lazy with going through them. maybe i’ll reopen it again someday

We smoking Serg Ibaka spinal fluid infused quick-release percs

Don’t be shy girl, I love me some pastrami mudflaps

Never let these white people change you

Shorty built like a South Park character

You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit

The worms in my head keep talking

The Xan Francisco got me looking and moving like Mr. Bean. I ain't saying shit

I have seen the Magna Carta. I have the seen the Eye of Horus

Helped myself and went fuckin' nuts on the fifi. Don't mind if I do

Put the gun down young man. There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace

This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species

War is all I think about

My watch cost 50 bands and I still don't have time for you fuckboys

I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles

Thought about pussy too hard, nearly messed up a lot of lives on the freeway*

Whoa, Dexter!

Popped a perc 30 got straight to fucking

Lungs lookin' crazy