CJ
@cj87EFC
Everton Da. NY Giants. Ferrari. Maple Leafs. #ADHD
People laugh when I tell them I'm taking my seat home from Goodison. I've already got a space set up. It'll be directly facing my grass and I'm gonna sit and boo my son whilst he plays football. I might even try and take a park end sign to make it feel authentic 😂😂
Never understand the comparisons and trying to belittle the men's game, to lift the women's game. It's like getting married and your entire toast is about your ex. Push the women's game forward in the ways it's being done on the pitch.
Chloe Kelly's winning penalty against Spain was clocked at 110km/h - faster than the most powerful shot in the men's Premier League last season - scored by Alexander Isak 🚀
Capitalism works guys. Noone should even be a billionaire. Being a potential trillionaire and not saving people and the planet is cartoonishly evil.
Elon Musk is now officially worth $405.6 billion, projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027.
These are some of the worst pens I've seen. Did Amadou Onana teach them all?
This race isn't happening is it. Surely they could've done a few laps with the safety car to clear some water? Instead, they're sitting there and more rain is due soon. #F1 #BelgianGP
Moyes masterclass this. Show what the team is capable of and then show what happens if we don't urgently invest in a squad. Genius.
Everything was going well until the stadium announcer said the word Bournemouth at HT and all the Everton squad had flashbacks to them battering us twice in a week.
It's quite impressive how much I can jinx things. Anyway, Donald Trump looks healthy and alive 🤞🤞
First time I've watched us this preseason. Have we not bought anyone else to give the rest of the league a chance? Because we look great. (Everton go on to lose this match 16-0)
Come on lads, you can't be missing chances like that at Bramley Moore. Half the south stand will be tumbling over rows at that.
Remember that preseason where we finished higher in the group and they just changed it, because it wasn't the game they wanted 😂😂
Hi Grok, I've decided it's 2005 and want to know my top followers and other completely useless stats. Please tell me and make me feel something. Anything.
That's so worrying. Look at it. Yet some people are talking about us getting Europe. A few injuries and we're in deep shit.
Today’s teamsheet
Oh FFS Lewis Hamilton 😩😩😩 Ferrari is nothing but pain and frustration. #F1 #belgianGP
I feel like I've travelled back in time. Moyesy used to do this and then give it the "we've done all we can and I'm upset. Here's a few free transfers" surely he can't be doing it again. We badly need numbers coming in.
David Moyes just said he wants 9 new players by the end of the transfer window!
Here's the real reason for the safety act....
Twitter has begun blocking videos of Israel’s atrocities in Gaza for users in the UK. Twitter says the censorship is due to the UK’s new Online Safety Act, which mandates age verification for sensitive content. However, Twitter does not allow users to manually verify their age.
I've been quite relaxed about the new season until this. I kept assuring myself we'd bring players in. It's now the American tour and still have a tiny squad. What are we doing? We should be bedding them in and preparing
🍎 Taking in the view. @EmpireStateBldg