Chris
@chriswithans
'Nonplussed' correction enthusiast. 'Irregardless' normalization advocate.
Should’ve thought of that before New York redrew their own maps in 2024. We tried to warn them. We really did. But they wouldn’t listen. And now they are coping.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett speaks alongside other elected officials gathered for a rally ahead of a public hearing on the proposed congressional redistricting. Texans voice opposition to proposed redistricting plans: bit.ly/4f95xPX
This is just “While You Were Sleeping” for Zoomers, though I assume they can’t make the female lead into a toll booth worker in today’s world.
He didn't know He had two girlfriends 😳
Charles Martel preceded Charlemagne
"That's why they have menus in restaurants." 😆
The George W. Bush biopic in 2008 from Oliver Stone is a legitimately good movie. Weird how it’s totally forgotten in history.
Wait, why is it bad for you? I thought we were owning ourselves by raising our own taxes by tariffing precious European goods. Is that not the case? The NRO bros told me corporations would not eat the tariffs and yet it sure sounds like European corporations will be eating the…
Can you do better than a 15% tariff rate for the EU? Trump: Better meaning lower? No I don‘t feel sorry for VdL who can‘t even hide how uncomfortable she is, while sitting next to Trump. I only feel sorry for all of us, the EU citizens in 27 countries.
If you think that lift is insane, wait till you see the lift that the media will attempt to place Pete Buttigieg into the White House
This lift is INSANE! 505 kg / 1,111 lbs for a new WORLD RECORD! Notice how even with his dynamic start he still assumes the fundamentals of bar over mid-foot, bar touching the shins & posterior shoulders over the bar!
Be right back, starting a smoke alarm battery replacement service in Freedom, Georgia
White people: *create a Whites-only town* Media: “THIS IS LITERALLY SEGREGATION!” Black people: *create a blacks-only town* Media:
Thomas Massie doing what he does best: working with Democrats to annoy the GOP
Bipartisan pair say they will force a House vote on releasing Epstein files after recess on.wsj.com/3IOXvjm
California and New York have been loudly saying that they are going to redraw their already heavily gerrymandered states mid-decade. I wish Texas wouldn’t have to do this but we have no choice but to respond to threats from the big blue states. We did not choose this fight.…
There are reports that Republicans will try to redraw as many as five currently Democratic districts—from South Texas and Houston to Dallas and possibly Austin—to favor the GOP to flip in the midterms. That’s a tall task and a politically dicey maneuver. texasobserver.org/redistricting-…
That one TIPP/American Greatness Pennsylvania poll that was Harris +4 with RVs but Trump +1 with LVs and How everyone never let Joshed Smithereens forget that he talked up a fake firewall for that state
Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving. What do you show them?
Gonna fall just short of Man of Steel on a nominal basis. That’s my prediction.
‘SUPERMAN’ crossed $500M globally. • Budget was $225M
All the hardest core degenerates lost it all on the 2024 election. If you want to save Vegas, you must ban political betting.
Workers in Las Vegas have a problem, and it’s one that “no tax on tips” can’t fix on.wsj.com/455J5CR
I mean Sean Parnell is working in the Trump administration *right now.*. Would he want to run for this?
Doug Mastriano is considering a rematch against Democratic Gov. Josh Shapiro - POLITICO Private PPP poll conducted in May and obtained by POLITICO shows him leading state Treasurer Stacy Garrity, by 21 points
We didn’t agree to that. That’s the problem. By law, they’re subject to deportation. But by Obama’s mighty pen, they were given special protections. Had Obama signed a bill passed by Congress, they would’ve been actually protected. But they’re not.
Trump is now rounding up Dreamers- children brought here illegally by their parents, raised as Americans. Most have no connections to their parents home country. We used to agree that it would be cruel & waste of 💰 to deport them. nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna2…
Something that will drive young millennials and older zoomers mad is that youngish people in the pre-Great Recession days were actually looking to upgrade from their condos and starter homes when they moved into McMansions. People in their early 30s who were, like, fax machine…