Chris Vitali
@chrisvitali
Founder: http://BallNine.com Owner: http://BigFlyGear.com Yankees/Devils/Knicks/Cowboys fan. BBQ nut. Bassist. Ex-Chef. The Ayatollah of Capicolla.
Welcome to baseball immortality, Dave Parker.
Sunday brunch: Shearnie homemade Everything bagel, fried soppressata, fried egg, Gruyère cheese, and @chrisvitali big red machine hot sauce. That’s a spicy meatball.
And Judge is hurt. Here I was bitching about him not being in the lineup. My bad. This season blows.
This is one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten
Giving off punk rock dad vibes in that outfit you may be my new spirit animal
The Yankees are bullshitting you.
I made one of those videos and almost got hit in the face by a hummingbird
I made one of those videos and almost got hit in the face by a hummingbird
I got to go to a Yankee game with some special people last year. Really, some of the best baseball fans I've met and they were excited and warm to show off their fandom. It will be part of Season 2 of our show. The ballpark was fine. My expectations were high, in part because…
I’m honestly really mad about this. Aaron Judge is quite possibly one of the best baseball players we will ever see with our own eyes. Definition of generational. The jackasses at the helm don’t seem to give a shit as long as asses are in the seats. Yankees brass should be…
If only Steve Swindal could have kept his dick in his pants we Yankees fans would be in good shape. If you know, you know. #RepBX
I’m honestly really mad about this. Aaron Judge is quite possibly one of the best baseball players we will ever see with our own eyes. Definition of generational. The jackasses at the helm don’t seem to give a shit as long as asses are in the seats. Yankees brass should be…
Nailed it. It’s the arrogance that kills me. Stop telling us all is well. It’s not well. The Yankees suck defensively and the bullpen is garbage. Be honest and say we know we need to fix X and Y. We’d get it as fans. We know they’re full of shit now. Fix it.
I get it 100%. There is no way you can not see it. The bs lines of "it's right in front of us" or "turning the corner" despite what the fans have seen by the way the team is playing. The arrogance to not admit it is what fires me up. It is very disrespectful to the fans.
So many people like to push the narrative that “we don’t know what Boone says behind closed doors”. I will call bullshit on that. We know exactly what goes on behind close doors and if you have half a brain you can see it too. “Everything’s fine” No it’s not. Stop…
All the players have been brainwashed to sound like their manager in post game interviews. Wells actually said he thought the team was ready to make a run. To what, exactly?
Sometimes when I listen to Boone answer questions I wonder if I’m actually in a coma and I’m just nearing the end as my brain stopped producing coherent thoughts.
Aaron Boone on Paul Goldschmidt's error "You're Paul Goldschmidt and you're going to trust that [he's] going to throw the ball on line. Even if we don't have a play there, maybe something happens. The runner trips - something"
At this point I wouldn’t blame McMahon if he refuses to report
Aaron Boone says he expects Ryan McMahon to be available for the Yankees on Saturday
I’m really starting to wonder about that whole Matt Blake being a “genius” thing.
At this rate I’m willing to see if Mike Harkey has anything left in the tank.
Let’s see if Boone can get the bullpen to win this game. He’s not very good at this. #Yankees
Love this.
Something beautiful happened tonight at the Astros game. The anthem, always very important to me, really made me smile. It was sung by a choir of special needs kids. I don’t recall the organization. The way the crowd sang along louder than I’ve ever heard the stadium sing…
Man, I miss the old Stadium.
Every time I see people walking out to their seats at Yankee Stadium, I can't help but be transported back to the first time our black and white TV was replaced by the abundance of vibrant colors at the old place. Remember you couldn't see it until you emerged from the tunnel.
I’ve been sitting here all night playing my new bass. This thing is probably a little TOO nice for my dirtbag ass. It’s rare when you play an instrument and it just makes you want to get better as a musician. This is that. And it was named by @ChrisShearnYES earlier.…


