Chris 🏳️‍🌈

Every meeting when you suffer from imposter syndrome

A sense of impending dread, millennial guilt. Anything else? 😂

Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. None of them were called Mark or Spencer. I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.

British people now that the rain has hit but the heat has stayed:

The two possible outcomes of planning to exercise: 1. Actually exercising 2. Spending the whole day sitting on the sofa while dressed in gym kit until it’s time to go to bed

No one Walking Primrose:

Patsy Palmer hearing she was up for eviction

Gonna tell my grandkids this is Slipknot

Pirate morning routine

I give up. Gastro trainees being taught at a *regional* meeting that albumin is a marker of nutrition. Archaic. Wrong. Utter, utter cobblers. #NonEBMtraining

Clive and “Cynthia” @HenryRiley1

Henry: 'Are you putting on a voice for your wife?' Clive: 'No' Henry: 'Put both of you on then.' Clive: 'Won't that interfere with LBC signal?' Henry: 'No, absolutely fine. I've checked.' Sit back and enjoy @HenryRiley1's truly bizarre call with Clive and his 'wife.'

“That’s not Sesame Street, that’s a gay bar” 😂

You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.

Nearly 34,000 children presenting to emergency departments each year due to medicine problems, new report finds @PSA_National psa.org.au/nearly-34000-c…

Kids now will never understand the disappointment of the Patch-Stop “reveal”

A perfectly cromulent quote