Chris Orzechowski
@chrisorzy
World's #1 Kielbasa Salesman
I've got an email template that prints money. It's only 92 words long. All you do is add your link and hit send. It makes sales from all your unconverted leads. (it's free) If you want it, comment "92" below and I'll DM it to you
Must cop this shirt
Italian Lives Matter! SAY IT @ZohranKMamdani. @italians4zohran is a scam organization comprised of 0 real paisans. We will persevere and stop this loser.
You can buy two skyscrapers in Denver… OR buy a house on Lawrence Ave in Westfield, NJ if you have $3.2MM lying around
Two Denver office towers recently sold for $3.2 million, or ~$3 per square feet, per Triple Net Investor. They were valued at ~$200M in 2019, per BisNow
At what level of net worth/liquid assets does it make sense to pay off your mortgage?
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
I've written copy for over 200 brands in my career. Here's 24 of my best copywriting tips... 🧵
Took the kids to the track this morning to run around. Massive cheat code for getting your steps up.
"The twitter algo is cooked" yeah it is. it's not as easy anymore. what are you gonna do, cry about it? If you effortpoast + shitpoast, you can still grow. You can get clients, customers, email subscribers, followers, leads, whatever. You can have excuses or you can have money…
Honey, if you saw the shit I post on Twitter you would not be offering me a job
It’s interesting when you write for years and then go to an in person event and people start asking you about things you said. I usually just go Reese Bobby on ‘em and drop a “I was high when I wrote that!” and then slink away to the bar for another drink.
It's very interesting meeting people who have read so much of what you have written. It's a really unique position and encounter. Generally, in life, we have things to say or explain, details we share to explain who we are or what we think. But it's not the same if someone has…
Holy shit, authors are now sponsoring DTC influencers to pump their book sales LOOK AT THE TIMING OF THESE TWO TWEETS Very sus…
Seconded this. Every operator should read this.
The algo is cooked, the TL is boiled, the content is fried, but we post, we must remain, also posting.
I like the "For You" tab and it's where I spend 99% of my time on this site
