chipmunk but a girl
@chipettemunk
stats on me bitch stop talking to me
i like to sometimes sneak shakespeare quotes into conversations to sound more smart and sophisticated than i really am but it begins to unravel when you realize they’re all from Hamlet and more specifically all said by Claudius, who i played in tenth grade
What a woman really means when she tells you her sexuality: Lesbian = Bisexual Bisexual = Straight Straight = Bisexual Asexual = Lesbian
the main thing people are missing here is that english and history majors are book smart while math majors are money smart which makes them more intelligent
You will never hear a Math major say "My English and History classes are too difficult"
no wonder you have a podcast…
no wonder you have a podcast…
we just wanna post MUNKS! yeah i'm so brittany^^ my oomfs go viral with me
some monday motivation so everyone can keep in mind what’s really important➡️➡️
Hell no
how do they know this. what if everyone decides to not go tomorrow
asdjkfhkdffklg this is so brittany and alvin
For sale: baby shoes, heavily worn. My husband was a tiny footed freak who died scampering around
i love when ppl call me chipettemunk it’s so gender affirming
twitter users are the dumbest fucking people on the planet
some of yall need to stop having stupid shit as your pfps if you’re hot. i need to know this when im deciding how bad faith my replies should be