Mary Juana
@chiganjagang
unserious and unbothered Latina who only listens to her dog. Love travel, sports snd investing. 🌎 I curse a lot and don’t subscribe to political parties.
Husband had to drive around the block while I grabbed some tacos, come out and some dude is yelling at him and saying he scratched his rim. Husband says he drove into the tire trying to box him out and dude got crazy so I told him to call the police. I told dude to get his goofy…

Mailman has a boombox in his mailbag playing some v103 classics. I love Chicago! 🎶
I fucking loveeeee South Park! 😂 We have been waiting for these new episodes.
Jeff Daniels is always on point
Jeff Daniels scolds Trump voters: "I hope you’re losing tons of money, those of you who thought this would be ok." “We’ve lost decency, we’ve lost civility, we’ve lost respect for the rule of law — lost it. We have normalized verbal abuse on the internet. We’ve normalized…
Insomnia Cookies said “get your steps in, fatty” so I power walked the whole damn block for hot sugar and no regrets. 🍪 But check out the view! 😍



I just spent 90 mins shredding old papers that I’ve been needing to cleanse myself of and I feel like I would have been a great Enron employee. 😂
You know you’re old when you hear about a child wanting something and can’t understand the hype… glad baby girl got her Labubu, or whatever. 😂
My daughter asked for a “Labubu” for her birthday. It has come to my attention that these fucking things are more allocated than the whiskey I buy. I need a Labubu plug asap.
DASSIT!
Chicago is full of elite human capital, beach babes, and overall pleasantness.
Chicago is full of elite human capital, beach babes, and overall pleasantness.
I love Japan! 🇯🇵
🇯🇵 In Japan, 75% of men give all their money to their wives and get a monthly allowance
Demolition permit was issued yesterday for the 1 story medical clinic building at Clybourn & Larrabee yesterday. Fencing already up. A few years ago there were plans to build 742 units in 3 phases with 22K sq ft of commercial space. But in April/May there was a new RFP...
REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Colson Montgomery baseball.
Who cares if it’s socially acceptable, it’s not hurting anyone!
Marijuana needs to be as socially acceptable as wine
I wish @Copilot could build this BI dashboard for me I’m tired. 😭
x.com/_investinq/sta… there is a huge disconnect between the CPI reports and what’s happening in the economy!
🚨 One of the biggest threats to the economy right now isn’t just inflation or debt. It’s something deeper. We’re quietly losing the ability to track the economy with real data. (Save this thread)