Chef John 🇱🇰
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retweets ≠ endorsements
Update: I gaslit the villagers. We are fortifying our area and will pump water from the stream. We are creating our own utopia. ( I am probably delirious from popping Imodium - I just want to shower and poop maan )
So I live in Wewurukanalla which is 10 minutes away from Hiriketiya. Just this month. 2 power cuts and now 4 days now. 4 Days! Like send in some water bowsers at least? Nah, screw the people.
They could have always offered this. They just chose not to…because that’s how monopolies work. Unless they are challenged…they don’t give a shit. It’s never about the customer. It’s about keeping the fat heads at the top paid and fed. Same for every big company here.
Dialog’s reply challenging Starlink: these are the new packages for Fibre customers
On one side of the world, Gaza is starving. On the other, influencers think they deserve free meals at restaurants. Dystopian.
When abroad, we Lankans swear other food is bland. But it not. Maybe it’s just years of iodized salt and spice abuse that fried our taste palette. (Rice & curry is like a 8.5/10… controversial) Taste can be trained tho. Look how we consume coffee like hipster wankers.
So I live in Wewurukanalla which is 10 minutes away from Hiriketiya. Just this month. 2 power cuts and now 4 days now. 4 Days! Like send in some water bowsers at least? Nah, screw the people.
Most of my Colombo clients have one recurring issue…customers who send food back cause they didn’t bother reading the menu and want ingredients swapped..and while it’s solely their fault, they feel entitled to a free replacement. If you are one of these cunts, fuck right off.
Why are you asking us? Aint you supposed to tell us. You are the one running a news outlet. Rage baiting for engagement. How low.
Men’s wear guy giving flowers to Kumar Sangakkara suit. Take note boys.
Outfits I've enjoyed at Wimbledon. The photo of Kumar Sangakkara is not the greatest, but it's very hard to make a single-breasted peak lapel jacket look right. This one looks great. Very nice placement of the gorge and buttoning point, as well as just enough belly on the lapel
Yea because they being killed you fuck wit.
And not a single smartphone catching footage of this ongoing massacre. Funny, when Hamas were such film fans on October 7th
I’m no law expert but like couldn’t we use a pdf file and like an old iPad or something. ??
Keheliya indictment postponed to Sept 16 as annexe documents are yet to be printed. Court told printing one set costs Rs. 866,565 — total cost over Rs. 10 million for all 12 accused. D: newswire.lk/e7go
They serve Rum at street burger?
Passion mojito priced Rs:850/= at #StreetBurger was bad. For me the taste was artificial and so off 🤢. For someone who loves passion mojitos this was a real disappointment 😓
Any OG Battaramulla kids here? Remember Alcatraz Park? Parliament grounds? What a nice little time to live in. Middle class suburbia. Feels like a fever dream now.
Softest pull apart milk bread. Many steps, many hours and also expensive flour from Singapore because Sri Lanka has the shit flour.
Said no Chef ever.
I'm physically and mentally incapable of getting angry. (im frustrated now)
Padel Tennis is great but corny as a Professional sport. It’s like Tennis cosplay. I mean badminton is right there! Just play that.
