knifedog ▂▂⌇
@knjfedog
dnr
its the new name for max™
My girlfriend is complaining about the fact that, as a Yale student, the university just cut her free access to HBO Max. Your free access to WHAT
im starting a mukbang account where i eat barbed wire for money
spreading misinformation is a passion , a calling , ive never done it
in college my roommates would smoke what they called "zonk darts" which was a joint with crushed up benadryl and melatonin and the point was to get really sleepy but stay up as long as possible til u got loopy
as the daughter of a priest u would expect me to be freaky but im only into the regular amount of cnc and knifeplay
i have first place in a random autoclicker game i found and no one can take that away from me
insane that being vulnerable feels like ur Doing something to someone else
ive started using "whom" exclusively bc i never really understood how its meant to work
i dont understand how people live in a world that has at the very least , one (1) other human being in it and still havent figured out spatial awareness
the president trusted me with the nuclear launch codes in 2004 , i wonder if they changed them since then
i kind of miss the days when i would just post some shit like "bark bark (me when im a dog)" and it would do 500+ likes , now i have to use my brain if i want attention