chaos_orbison
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MV - BARGLE👏NAWDLE👏ZOUS👏 - he/him - Ⓥ
Just got a $50 for parking on a street that had no signs indicating “no parking”, on the street I was on, or any of the surrounding streets, in Sleepy Hollow, NY?? Certainly had enough paper to pop on every windshield, seems like you could’ve made a sign?
Dark Avengers Season of #MARVELSNAP marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…
Cannot believe I’ve been listening to “How Did We Get Weird with @vanessabayer & @jonahmbayer” this whole time without realizing I was in the presence of a Whatever Dude!!



Conan sends his regards…
Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn
This is only because I went through puberty in 1994.
Penis size is growing rapidly, on average—and no, that is not a good thing. It is only one of the many disastrous effects of feminism. It is meet for men to rule over women.
I’d really love to never use this site again but for now it seems best for accessing a lot of types of information quickly. It’d be great if we could all hop over somewhere else though…

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?
This guy was the absolute best. I’m floored by this!
RIP to Jonathan Brostoff (aka JBro), one of my favorite people in both the Vintage Cube community and all of Magic. He was someone who was passionate about making Magic a better place for everyone and I'll say that he accomplished that goal and then some As he would say,…
Anyone else feel like there’s a faint glimmer of Burgess Meredith in Colin Farrell’s Penguin? I sense a whiff of it and I love it.
Absolutely livid I didn’t buy these 2 years ago.
It’s Christmas morning and you just opened Colin Farrell’s “The Penguin” action figure. WYD?
Is RocketMoney actually just for people who forgot to cancel a BangBus subscription in 2007? Do people really sign up for Netflix twice??
it LOOKS like he’s about to DIVIDE some watermelons into a million pieces!
This week Dylan wears a hat that I believe will divide this platform
Me and the boys in 1996 about to convince my Mom to buy five VHS of hardcore hentai because “it’s just a cartoon.”

Aubrey Plaza has the same voice as Hayden Christensen’s from the prequels??
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
*squinting my eyes* oh geez, could it possibly NOT be the fault of the 18 year old??

