Michelle Collins
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A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.

Time Magazine dropping this (gorgeous) cover on today of all days.
Indebted to this JURY!!!!! The way I JUMPED UP and RAN OUT OF THE ROOM with JOY. My entire family was jumping up and down. Wish it was Kamilla but we are THRILLED. #survivor #survivor48
This is the closest I’ve felt to on-screen representation

I bought the last available Miami Ticketmaster ticket last night before seeing this and I am so relieved. 😍
Official setlist for Lady Gaga's The MAYHEM Ball.
NY I'm back!! All new show @JoesPub Sept 19-25. One night is already sold out, don't wait. Tickets here see you SOON!! publictheater.org/performances-j…

My friend is in Venice for normal people vacation and is sending me these boots on the ground pics of Bezos guests heading to the ceremony….. eat the rich but also wowowowowoowwow can’t help but get excited



As someone with misophonia, my dislike for Sabalenka is visceral. How is this even allowed?! LET’S GO COCO. #rolandgarros
She’d run a Costco guest service like the navy #Survivor48
Eva’s face when she realized she lost almost made this season worth it. #survivor #survivor48