Carrie Wittmer 👻
@carriesnotscary
writer, wife of Grimace. bylines: @lofficielusa, @vulture, @GQMagazine, @thecut, @ringer, @wmag hire me pls [email protected]
imagine showing this diva the sharks in gladiator ii
really great interview by @carriesnotscary on @MensHealthMag today with FREDDIE PRINZE JR talking everything you need to know about I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997 and 2025), horror movies, and more: menshealth.com/entertainment/…
i had the GREAT PLEASURE of speaking to 90s heartthrob + horror enthusiast + true cinephile FREDDIE PRINZE JR about I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, for @MensHealthMag menshealth.com/entertainment/…
this diva should be on the floor at mayhem ball wearing a harness
she always finds a way
I'm listening to #Coldplay today as I work on my itinerary for Italy, and Yellow is playing right now and I immediately thought of Timothée's Oscar suit. 💛 Anyway, yeah, I've seen Coldplay in concert several times, they're brilliant. 😱😈
what, my friends, was woke about the original
‘Basic Instinct’ Is Getting an ‘Anti-Woke’ Reboot by OG Screenwriter and Amazon MGM’s United Artists indiewire.com/news/breaking-…
i don’t want a Pulitzer Prize i don’t want to write a New York Times bestseller i want Popsugar AU to aggregate a quote from one of my celebrity interviews
I don’t know how he* does it** *Ben Affleck **The Accountant voice
the more i learn about this man the more i think about filing for divorce
Rachel: What do you know about Pitbull? David: ❤️❤️❤️ EVERYTHING ❤️❤️❤️
scheduling an MRI my brain is bleeding
WAKE UP!!! EVERYBODY WAKE UP!!!
you know what. The new I Know What You Did Last Summer was a fucking good time at the cinema* *the screening room at the sony office
btw i spoke to Will Sharpe (!!!) about being a rom com lead in Too Much, for @MensHealthMag menshealth.com/entertainment/…
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nicholas hoult photographed for vogue magazine
