Carlihuahua
@carlaclewis
Smaller than I think… and watching puppies dancing on rainbows.
This all started because of the “second hand cigarette smoke will kill you.” Smoking cigarettes was banned in public places. Now that people are smoking weed they are flipping out over the law. The hypocrisy doesn’t even register. 🙄
People are being disappeared for smoking marijuana in public parks!
I have one of these daughters.
Portrait of a young grumpy girl from the 1850s.
Selective Outrage
“There’s an asymmetry that no one explains. There’s are a million people in labor camps in China; Rwanda and the Congo—that was one of the bloodiest wars in the world; Turkey is illegally occupying Cyprus still illegitimately, illegally, much more dramatically even than Gaza; the…
You don’t have to set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.
A mom checking on her severely mentally ill daughter living on the streets who doesn’t want to be there . She wants to live with her mom, but her mom says that’s not possible. Thoughts?
What did she think was going to happen? 🙄
DOJ staffer claims she was fired over husband’s controversial anti-ICE app that warns users when feds are nearby trib.al/wZ8alLB
This trend of looking like a Drag Queen everyday, all day has got to end. Mediocre natural girls with a hard body & a great sense of humor are the ones that get wifed up.
Make-up is the functional equivalent of a man who works at McDonald’s lying and saying he is a doctor. AND I don’t even think that lie is even nearly as potent as the differential in attraction that make-up can create.
Sometimes I feel like I want to go back to a better time but then something like this happens and I’m so glad I’m here for it. 🤣
It has come to my attention that the New York Times does not agree with what we are doing at the FCC. My official response:
There’s a Turkey Buzzard hanging out on my patio. I think he’s been injured in a storm and has taken to convalescing in my yard. What do?

This performance by Whitney still raises the hair on my arm. 🇺🇸🦅♥️
This is the definitive rendition of our National Anthem. Whitney Houston didn’t just sing it—she made us feel it. Patriotism. Pride. Purpose. A moment that reminded us why we love this country. Happy Birthday, America. 🇺🇸
Drop an old pic of yourself that you still love
Drop an old pic of yourself that you still love
This does not make it any better. ☹️
AI slop. Consult the old FEMA map instead.
I remember. Yellow ribbons around a tree in every front yard. This all began when Carter pulled his support from the Shah all hell broke loose.
Many people who are whining about not wanting to strike Iran are too young to remember this. Trump remembers.