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@AnnaDsays
Adorkable. UTLaw, Seminoles. I swear a lot. It's like a digital graveyard of burned bridges and scorched earth. #Goldcorp Legal & margarita acquisition
My dad was an extremely impressive man. Brilliant attorney, did more cool shit in his life than most people could even dream of. He was so funny and quirky & at the very bottom of his cool guy resume was being featured on @DudespostingWs for being quirky. Y'all did that. May his…
Fuck Ami with an i
The only thing wrong with this corner of twitter is that we’ll accept anyone. Even some commie who’re democrat operative as one of our own. Fucking horny tit starved fags
I got shampoo in my eyes this morning and I thought “this is it, this is how I die...”
Here's our updated Amazon wishlist. It's hard ask, but without ya'll, I don't know how we'd be able to do this. My wife, me, and my 14 year old son added the items on here. I haven't really reviewed it, so hopefully, there's nothing crazy in there. amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
Well, according to @D_H_Cannon this is my twin, and he sums it all up perfectly.
Steelhead trout and asparagus. Ridiculously healthy and tasty. 😋
Death. It’s the only way.
NEW: Indiana mom of 7 accused of offering her 7-month-old daughter for s*x to a man on Snapchat in exchange for $400 32-year-old Morgan Stapp denied sending the message, but police said it was sent from her phone at her home Stapp reportedly sent three photos of her infant…
@AnnaDsays - is it time yet? 🎃
IT'S NOT TIME YET YOU PSYCHOS--