CANDY WARHOL 🍬
@candy__warhoI
one of god’s little tests
>super RW german friend says he’s going to bring his new gf out tonight >brazilian every time
I’ll give $20 to the next panhandler that can show me a job application submission email on their phone
Leaving something to the imagination. Don’t see that much anymore
Call me old-fashioned but maybe you should wear a bra if wearing a white shirt. Just a thought.
The worst trait of Asperger’s/Autism is the fact it turns the person into such an insufferable know-it-all who can’t pick up on extraordinarily obvious social cues and will ruin friendships arguing over who has the better support build
If you vape I just want you to know I think I’m better than you
When I see women with 12% body fat that still got to keep their boobs I get jealous
I hate working with women I hate working with women I hate working with women
Shoutout to all the other guys also currently having affairs emphatically nodding along and saying “that’s crazy” when their wife shows them the clip of CEO guy at Coldplay concert
“I read through your report and thought it was great. If you want any help with that in the future just let me know, I’d be happy to assist.” he wants me
Turns out I don’t love salads I just love feta cheese & vinaigrettes
I drilled a hole clean thru my right thumb with a Harbor Freight impact driver during an engineering internship
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