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so when Benzema said “nilianza kudinyana nikiwa class 2” you were expecting something on your screens?😂

Dear @TheODMparty stop allowing imbeciles like Gaucho to spew idiocy on your behalf. Let that coconut garbage go back to the swine world where he belongs. Do it as a national duty of care. Kenya has gone beyond the level of swines like Gaucho to lecture the nation. END***

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

Nimejipea kiherehere ya kuuliza dem what's wrong sahiii 150 nlikua nayo mbele nyuma imeenda 😭😭

Mwabili , You can defend Tanzania all you want because you don't wish to upset your hosts but we'll always remember what you have done today.

Toxic Lyrical needs a serious manager and a band that can actually lift his live shows. And for Christ’s sake, someone hand that kid a lip moisturizer. The whole world’s watching him. Don’t fumble the moment.

Charlene, mtoto mjinga kama babake.

Is it really fair to pay a maid 5k per month..someone you leave your kids with ?

na nikuulize, advantage ya kukudate ni kama gani?

Ndio nimeamka kuteswa na huyu mwanamke tena, ni wapi mliona mwanaume akipewa chai na biscuit jameni. Na nilimpea mia jana usiku anunue nyama sapa na something heavy for breakfast. Mniombe juu this is just pure toxic.

Finalist. Fresher.

Someone asked “What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you during sex???” The replies are unhinged, chaotic, and painfully honest.😁😁 Proceed with caution A Thread.🧵

Kibaki alianza free primary education, Uhunye akakuja akaongeza free secondary education, Ruto akakuja akazimaliza zote.

What’s wrong with you Kirwa ??? Do you want me to post the flight tickets Ndio ujue nakuja kenya ???

Mwanaume unafungua camera unapose na peace sign alfu unasmile? kwani we ni lesbian

since gava i bann polythene bags watu hu puke kwa gari tunateseka sana

Our gov't has failed us, our MPs have failed us, our opposition has failed us, our Judiciary has failed us. We are on our own. We must act.

This is a Kamba Woven Net Kyondo. Size 12. Price, 1,000.

Tahmeed to and from. 3k Mtwapa Guest rooms. 1500 per night Food and drinks. 1k per day. 13k is enough for 4 nights.

Urine is not waste. It's filtered blood plasma, cleaner than your sweat. It contains melatonin. Balances pH. Ancient cultures used it for healing. Today? NASA recycles it. Even Big Pharma extracts hormones from it. They mock it, because healing yourself means no profit.