SirJester

Italian farmhouse architecture has me in a chokehold. Simple yet elegant.

I still don’t get how we all grew up worshipping tea from the West( Rift Valley) So here I am, trying to convince my mum that Meru tea humbles Kericho without even trying. She said I’m just disrespectful with my opinions she saw the sun before me, so my taste buds don’t count

Unataka kuwateka wote, si ndio?

Toxic Lyrical needs a serious manager and a band that can actually lift his live shows. And for Christ’s sake, someone hand that kid a lip moisturizer. The whole world’s watching him. Don’t fumble the moment.

Is this not normal!?

You're the type that unleashes a savage, flesh-craving beast in me,fiercer than any Tsavo predator.When your thighs clamp around my shoulders, I dive into your core, tearing through the wet fire of you.The only time I surface is to gasp for air, before diving back into the feast.

DPP defends terror charges, and suddenly all those loud TL lawyers have gone silent.

No doubt, she’s well-grounded in literature. Fourth paragraph, gentlemen, learn the ropes from women.

I’ve got zero respect for platonic relationships. They’re just emotional traps dressed up as innocence. It's hoax and only the witches manipulate great guys and puppeteer them to carry out their endless wishes.

It's a stupid war.

I love what's happening. First, they sniffed their ass and didn’t say jack. Should’ve flashed that hard, gleeful mug to warn ‘em. Now they’ve got the lube, hands and head locked tight in the pillory. Hope they pull the fattest dildo from under the bed.

"Kijana, how many years have you been in form one."

It's only African race who would turn to scripture to defend Israel’s barbarism. An example legacy of colonial indoctrination, where religion was used to shape loyalties & suppress critical thought. Not even relocating to Australia could upgrade the software running the man below

Nothing much really happened. Just some loudmouth who couldn’t hold his liquor and kept staring at me. Glad my lady showed up and took me home.

Drinking in shady joints for the thrill, either the cops raid the place or some dude decides it’s UFC night at the pub.

It’s great seeing men finally catch up to women’s game but that ‘guest’ label? Now that’s hilarious 🤣

Given his father status, it's a respectable choice of watch. If it had been a Patek or F.P. Journe, the backlash would’ve been intense. I would love to one of this one day insha'Allah.

You want the authority of a man, the accountability of a toddler, and the benefits of being a woman.

Nuh. First of all, if you think that’s an achievement or expect applause for a fish that knows how to swim, don’t. Having your own money isn’t impressive, it’s just adulthood. No one is celebrating you for doing the bare minimum.

There is a very flawed perception if you like to laugh and joke you can never be serious in life, as if maturity means you must be miserable as a proof of concept.

I’ve been saying it. Kenyan women are some of the coldest on this planet. Hawa mamorio wetu chill runs deep in their veins. Get around women from across the border and you’ll feel it in your soul, and you’ll wonder if you’ve ever truly experienced being with a woman.