Caleb Wallace Holm
@calebwholm
Norse Castizo, & internet age trad-cath
Back in the day, if your son was a nerdy freak with offputting vibes and no prospects for marriage, you could just send his ass to the monastery and he would grow in holiness. Now he goes on the internet and mars his own soul and ours.
In the absence of monastic vocations, incels arise...
Hulk Hogan is dead. And the Royal Rumble pinball machine in my hometown has broken down. Where am I to mourn?
Why do you want women to build things for you are you gay? Is love not enough? Do the children she bears you not count?
This is what men build for women. What is the equivalent from women to men?
Wish I could enjoy a menthol rn but I’m not a white girl or a black man so they really aren’t for me are they
The preference for “I’m going to kill myself” vs “I’m going to kill you” tells you a lot about the Zoomers. A lack of agency, no will, hesitancy in realizing one’s desire or vision. A deeply cucked generation. We've got to be better than this guys
Latinos I don’t fw: - Pedro Pascal - Rachel Zegler (lowkey not even Latina) - Bad Bunny - Peso Pluma - that short guy on SNL - Zoe Saldaña
Not too worried about the tea app thing because it’s just going to putter out after wreaking havoc for a couple months. It’s like MeToo with way less interesting people. No credibility + no real scandal = no longevity. It’s definitely evil, but a passing one I think/hope.
If I send the Pope a letter, will I get a fake response with a printed signature like when you're 11 and writing the President?
There’s still salvageable avocado here. Thinking you’ve waited to long to enjoy life, that time has passed you by, that is the real source of rot. You can always find a way to live. And you must
This avocado is a metaphor for my life. I waited too long to enjoy it and now it’s spoiled.
You all would rather “yearn” than go on a date and that’s the biggest problem isn’t it
Books that are SO classic that to read them in public is not a performance of taste, but rather a poor at education:
They’re saying if I want to stay under 2k/month I gotta go to Ridgewood?? I hear they got whitinos there I’m scared
Why ruin perfectly good fruits and berries by baking them into a sappy, jammy, saccharine pastry? Was God’s gift not enough?
Sending this to my church group before we go to the bar tn
Today is National Tequila Day.
Some Mexicans are Mexican in a way that I’m not. We’re not Mexican in the same way. Not at all.