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Stuck in here tight.
Going to do a thread of threads as my pin. You might find them interesting but it's because I suck at Twitter and am terrible at searching for stuff. First off, cat tax:
It just occurred to me. What if the reason they don't like 1vermectin is that it could kill off toxoplasma gondi? Toxoplasmosis is a major behavioral pillar of modernity.
Not to distract from Josiah's excellent main point, but boy howdy is there an issue with trade offs and magic. There's literally nothing more transactional in the cosmos.
Human beings hate the concept of trade offs. Deep down, we all want to believe in magic. We want perpetual motion machines to be real. We want to have everything for nothing. We want to have our cake and eat it, too. Take this saying: "We can do two things at once!" No,…
Boomers really have no idea how much they are hated. They walk right into these comment sections like the blind into a wood chipper.
Naw, boomer here. I plan to spend every dime!!!
I love how every rival power in the world spent billions on spying when the real solution is "vibe-coded gossip app" + women in the military.
Rule Number One: Do not take a selfie to sign up for a gossip app while working on the flight line at a secret military base.
Nuke it from orbit.
My high school randomized our graduation order because when they used to do it alphabetically people in the audience would count the Patels My class had 37 Patels btw
Getting the bums off the streets is the empathic policy, a policy of love. Letting the bums take up space in public is in fact a stunning lack of empathy (in fact, it's hatred) directed towards normal functioning members of society who have to live around it. Instead of a…
Every day I’m reminded that God is good. Always thankful. HH
Will these be women or…
UBER announces new option where women customers will soon be able to request women drivers This is long overdue Nobody wants their female loved one alone in a strange man’s car at night Especially when Uber’s background checks are so bad
Now go deeper. Think about how microchimerism interacts with alien abductions and the resultant pregnancies. Also consider beastiality.
"What are the implications of microchimerism and unfettered encouragement of abortion"
I'm disturbed that we call space flight "Faustian" rather than "Promethean".

"Southerner" "Works in DC" Oh he means blacks.
People in the US are super dumb. You have a meal with some sort of Southerner who works in DC—it’s very depressing. They’re ignorant, they have terrible taste, they understanding nothing outside of the US, they know something about college football at best. And if you lived in a…
If I spent 10% of my income feeding cockroaches and rats, and every so often I would take a whole carload of cockroaches and rats and released them on my neighbors’ properties, would that make me a very good person or a very evil person
I think basically all arguments against my position boil down to "I don't have to feel bad / inferior for not making equivalent sacrifices to help people because [cope]" but I'm open to hearing counterarguments
I think the EO leadership finally realized that 99% of Americans aware of them at all are aware of them only through the classic "I've been a convert since halfway through college two years ago" Orthobros.
my priest is telling the young guys at my parish that we are not allowed to do online debates. so i have to cancel my upcoming debates with @CoreyJMahler and @isaiahplafone.
A rarely observed interaction between a black child and its father
Ben Rich is an American hero for dozens of reasons, not the least of which of is this patent.
Ben Rich is an American hero for dozens of reasons, not the least of which of is this patent.