Jasmine
@bustanutkeaton
Here for a time neither good nor long
We review Fair Play, a card game that promises to lighten the Mental Load for moms on the brink, and discuss the gendered war over domestic labor @therapykiss777 @chlosiphus Links below
The White House just released a really good executive order on cleaning up America's streets, re-institutionalizing insane people, and ending open air drug abuse and the problems it creates. Here's a quick overview🧵
Today I learned that they CHANGED the alphabet song so it’s no longer got that nice momentum from ellemenopee, then a slower descent into the lower letters
So real that his dad was bad cop and his mom was permissive good cop until she saw a hairline crack in her ugly glass egg and they switched places. Tom Cruise is so cute and Rebecca De Mornay is gorgeous
Loathe this theorycel writing voice where you’re a clever world-weary academic observing your own life. Seems like an elaborate exercise in lying to yourself.
The trads on here are slowly reinventing being a libtard from first principles, like those math camps where you use basic math to derive advanced calculus
Gardening is actually such a retarded hobby like why am I happily buying myself homework for later
The midwit thinks that academia is a Marxist indoctrination camp, the galaxy brain realizes it’s actually a legal immigrations program for rich foreigners
This entire saga is just lascivious normie slop—the fact that the guy is a CEO, that it happened at a Coldplay concert, etc.—it’s more embarrassing for the people meme’ing it than the actual parties involved except for maybe the wife who definitely used ChatGPT to write this
Households can only function if one person is designated as the bottom-feeding pleco who eats and tosses all the detritus of the day
The Jumbotron has always been a romantic device, somehow intertwined with the workings of greater destiny, in a way that drones can never be
What effect will state defunding have on NPR? I always heard that it’s a minor input into their funding stream.
Tried showing my kid Sesame Street but it was too proletarian for her.
Leftists are so desperate to gatekeep their captured Ivy Leagues that now they are arguing there is no difference between the value proposition provided by Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Stanford versus the value proposition provided by the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
If you are a smart kid from rural Wisconsin then you basically won the college lottery because you get in-state tuition at the University of Wisconsin–Madison, one of the greatest universities on the planet. These “populist” dipshits don’t think public schools are real
I feel crazy when people on the left AND right here act like contraception isn’t a problem that is mostly solved