Juan Valdez
@burritotamer
People call me Exxon Valdez because I show up drunk and dump all over their sacred beliefs.
I want every American to know that Gavin Newsom is the worst thing that ever happened to California. He kept CA shut down during 2020-2023, longer than almost any other place on the planet, destroying businesses and people’s lives. He was extremely committed to that. At the…
“We realized after the fact. What the hell are we doing shutting down the beaches & open areas & not understanding that early on?” Gavin Newsom, gaslighting, and rewriting history
Wa ah bunch o wankas, guvna
Our first trip to Europe many years ago I wondered if some people might dislike us because we were American. I quickly learned that as long as the British continue to travel we will never have to worry about being at the top of any country’s most disliked tourists list.
I think we're all pretty much in consensus here.
Police officers caught her being raped on an industrial estate, 14-year-old Jamie Lee Jones should have felt relief that they had come to her rescue. instead of arresting her attacker - an illegal immigrant – they put HER in handcuffs and arrested her thesun.co.uk/news/35646841/…
Fuckin #REKT
The 1973 AAMR change lowered the mental retardation IQ threshold from <85 to <70 to curb overdiagnosis, especially among US minorities like African Americans (mean IQ ~85). This reduced labeled cases significantly. While racial IQ disparities exist (e.g., sub-Saharan mean ~70),…
During World War II, General Electric made motors for ships, submarines, and aircraft. Black and Decker made fuses and gun shells. Upton Machine Company (now Whirlpool) made components for military vehicles and weapons. Frigidaire manufactured over 200,000 Browning Machine…
This is Scotty’s social media. Scotty thought it would be funny to design T-shirts that say “Camp Mystic JESUS Learn to Swim” and “Camp Mystic Swim team 2025 Dead Last But good with Jesus” He owns Scotty P's Auto Purchase Consulting. You can email him at scottypauto@gmail .com…
PURE EVIL MOTHERFVCKER! This progressive Jew thought it was funny to attack Christians over Alligator Alcatraz—going so far as to mock the tragic deaths of children in the Texas flood just to design T-shirts reading “Camp Mystic JESUS Learn to Swim” and “Camp Mystic Swim team…
Then why don't you allow us to advertise on your platform, @elonmusk? If it's "sacred", then every American deserves to participate and X is loaded with new and prospective guns owners seeking information. There's no such thing as "halfway crooks" - you either allow it, or…
The Second Amendment is sacred
“Carnival got tired of being the Section 8 of the Sea”
As of June 2025, these are the new rules Carnival Cruise has implemented.
You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed in the United States by someone with a gun. Just let that settle in your brain for a moment.
lol it’s real
The mother should be stripped of all possessions and dropped 100 miles away from civilization in the middle of northern Canada and told to find her own way home.
‘I’m waiting for mum, she told me to wait for her.’ That’s what Claire Bell told police officers when she was found in Ontario. I hope that her mom never gets to see her again. This little girl deserves so much better. #canada
Tomorrow is Juneteenth. Don’t forget to sit out some watermelon for Harriet Tubman or you won’t get a pack of Newports
SO PEACEFUL. Zen-like even
The Los Angeles violent protest are so peaceful, the communist mayor, Karen Bass, has implemented a curfew..
Brb, gonna sneak into Mexico illegally Get welfare benefits and free healthcare Wave an American flag Burn the Mexican flag Throw rocks at cops Burn vehicles And then say the Mexican President is a fascist for trying to stop me
“Gotta run honey.” “Where are you going?” “The Apple Store sweetheart.” “But why?” “There’s a riot my love. You know how it goes.” “But isn’t the riot about Mexicans?” “Haha. Oh sweetie. It doesn’t matter. We’re niggers. This is what we do here.”
The Los Angeles violent protest are so peaceful, the communist mayor, Karen Bass, has implemented a curfew..
The Los Angeles violent protest are so peaceful, the communist mayor, Karen Bass, has implemented a curfew..
Thank you President Trump for showing the world you’re not a racist by letting in African Americans!
BREAKING: First group of white refugees fleeing persecution (South Africa) have arrived in the United States
Jews.
Why is it that in almost every ad, the woman is white and the man is black? And why do we never see a black woman with a white man?