the ball smacker

kicked me out the bar last night for being the ball smacker

you call it being a slut, i call it being hot and having fun

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twitter is too small and everyone knows each other i need to go back on facebook

open.spotify.com/track/7byFRN5Z…

it’s like nobody wants to do drugs & makeout anymore 🙄 what happened

FaceTime failed mid talking to my friend and neither of us tried calling back. Now dats what I’m talking about!

don’t like my tweets. you could never feel me

favorite position is the one where we're in love

not even here tbh

Sexting oomf while house hunting on Zillow

I’ve laid a trap for you

when he wants me to open up but i already told him my full name and my favorite color...

no you don't understand the lamp looks weird

masturbating to my own pictures

i can be ur bitch wife who makes u hamburger helper every night for dinner

sometimes there's beauty in not understanding anything ever

my toes cold whos mouth can i warm them in

you have simply got to start talking to your coworkers-maxxing. u must be touching grass. u must go on a walk and wave hello to a dog. u must see the beauty in it all. otherwise your soul will decay