julian

Chasing gavin with my car>>>>

my apartment in philadelphia came with a salt cavern

google when you type "Yout" and it doesn't autofill to youtube

Dude when the Candy Wizard pulls up to the function, you can forget about eating any vegetables

My dentist went rogue and started giving me candy after my visits

Bro I had the craziest dream where you were my full time butler, and you had to make me nice drinks and stuff 😂 kinda makes you think huh?

Hi can i get a hundred thousand

Im kissin everybody around no matter what.

When im with you it feels like im a yeti... yeah a crazy yeti with a giant heart.. and im about to get viollent..

I feel like nobody remembers any of my tweets particularly

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sock situation

Home alone gettin busy brother HH

You must have a rock to wind a string around if you think we fuckin 😂😂

Reddit is basically all about filing a no contact order on your grandma for tampering with your smoked brisket

There should be a strain of weed that makes you feel like there's something stuck in your eye

in a clown car going 60 smiles per hour

bringing a camera crew to my dentists house and asking him why my tooth looks bad

following my dentist home in my car and honking