Tyson Sweeny
@brainthots
Y2K Survivor. Real man of genius. A hard 3.9 on a good day. Hero to none, annoyance to many. Don’t waste your thyme. Shit-posting. Sad boi count: 114.
Sounds like Way-no-mo @Waymo #LosAngelesProtests
LAPD requesting Waymo shutdown the app. People keep calling them and then lighting them on fire.
Not enough people are talking about the Grinch’s severe hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and it’s disgusting.
Shoutout to Columbus for slaughtering the Native Americans, taking their land, and inviting them over for some dinner. #ThankfulHeart #Thanksgiving
Just one sleep until I get to watch videos of everyone nearly burning their houses down tomorrow a la deep fryer. 🥰
Using my #Peloton rank as motivation to see how many people I’m better than.
I’m just saying this now: I don’t care what you’re eating on Thursday.
Dude is fucking hilarious.
Trump saying Kamala’s plan is like “Run, Spot, Run” in a national debate is hilarious
I don’t understand why, in 2024, voicemail inboxes have a limit. An inbox shouldn’t have the ability to be “full.”
Hold up. Nobody told me it was ‘chella season. #Coachella2024
It’s kinda wild to think about carrying around a little card that tells everyone a snapshot of you, including where you live. Ma’am, that’s personal.
Still 0-0 after almost a quarter? I thought these guys were professional. Score already, will ya? #SuperBowl
Brb speed running @Usher’s discography for the #HalftimeShow
"Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i'mma catch diabetes or some shit."