Ghetto Hikes
@GhettoHike
I volunteer taking inner-city kids hiking and on various available camping trips. These tweets are just things I hear them say!
"Mr. Cody look at that prickly rabbit, looks like a 'got damn' porkapine."
"Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i'mma catch diabetes or some shit."
"My mama slapped my daddy one good time when he said her thighs were 'bout that cellulose life."
"Ay, Mr. Cody, I don't care if he amphibi-is or amphibi-ain't, but that salamander ugly as shit."
"Parakeets are not chill. I would not wanna get turnt wit a parakeet ass."
"Mr. Cody, lemme borrow them monoculars, I think I see a pack of bald eagles."
"Fuck about a crow. I'm tryna see some sort of muhfuckin Parakeet outchea."
"That tree ova there look like that nigga Chief Keef, but green"
"We thought Thurman ova there havin' a seizure or sum, turns out he just excited about nature."
"These animals is crazy. Niggas be all well trimmed n shit, but they ain't got no rabbit barber or nothin."
"Hey Mr. Cody, you think there's more aminals who's bloods or who's crips?"
"Gerald stoled my Powerade and act'n like he didn't. Over there wit a purple mustache. Motherfucka needa recreate me a drink."
"Ay, Micah, you ever seent a crocodile? Dem niggas run train."
Hey everyone! Its been a while, but I'm back again with a lot of great new quotes! Stay tuned
"These aminals won't get close, they don't like people who have skin like me and Jarvis."
"The earth be like, 'yo man, today i feel like makin' a river.' That's just mofuckin' mother nature."