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Why is typing in all lowercase supposed to be ‘nonchalant’ The iPhone auto capitalizes sentences. You purposely went into settings and turned that off. You’re trying harder than someone who types with default settings
The more someone openly talks about sex the less of it they are getting
what opinion about sex will have you like this
Using cash for everyday transactions is stubborn and weird Cash is for tipping and buying drugs. Carrying a wad of cash around is a cumbersome. It doesn’t impress anyone worth impressing I don’t care if the CIA/Palantir/Amex knows I spent $195 at Kroger and $60 at Citgo. All…
Sprite Zero is the new Diet Coke Positively goated beverage
Every time you read one of these “he’s a literal god and gets zero women” it’s 90% because they limit their leads to dating apps Approach women in real life
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
Anyone under 25 needs to Google “Lulu app 2013” if they want to know how this all ends
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through
You pretend to be deaf to get out of conversation I legitimately cannot hear people because a concert speaker permanently scarred my eardrums in 2014 We are not the same
I can’t believe we’re still doing the “I was born in the wrong generation” thing in 2025 No, you were born in the right generation. Everyone was born when they were supposed to. If you supposedly have a skill set that would have made you successful “back then” you can leverage…
Fuck it Ozzy mode
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through
Calling my dad later to make sure he’s still got his whole collection of Black Sabbath first edition vinyl Might inquire about his Stones and Aerosmith collections while I’m at it
JUST IN - Ozzy Osbourne dies at 76 — Sky
The official underwear of 2025 meme season?
$coq top trending on @cryptocom 🐓
“You Americans stand out so much whilst visiting Europe”
“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas
Being fat looks so uncomfortable. Just hella meaty lmao wtf
Guys who show up to the muni course in a red polo + black pants
Why are you, as a man, closing doors behind you? Very gay
This guy should be busy filming season 15 of Blue Mountain State
James Gunn on Alan Ritchson as Batman fancasts: “I am a big Alan Ritchson fan, both as an actor and as a guy. Let's just wait to see what happens.” Source: youtube.com/watch?v=oJogzy…