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Harris and Hurlock. No fucking about there.

Bexhill United manager issues rallying cry ahead of Saturday’s big FA Cup game @Bexhill_United sussexexpress.co.uk/sport/bexhill-…

New to the Committee at @Bexhill_United but have witnessed first hand the effort that has gone in to get the football club to this point. Our absolute lifeblood is stuff like the 25 quid to sponsor a player. Get on board! @ssxfootballhub @thesnlfdod @SportSussex @TheSCFL

𝚂𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙸𝚗! 🔒 💥 Back a pirate this season with our player sponsorship! 📱 Social media publicity 📖 Recognition in our matchday programme £50 per player for the season. If you’re interested in sponsoring one of your favourite players, please email…

And so the new season begins (for me). Pre season friendly between @hastingsufc and @Bexhill_United at the Pilot Field.

The ⁦@Bexhill_United⁩ pirates can consider themselves a bit unlucky to be three down here at the Pilot Field after playing some very decent football. Shonky has had one off the post and we’ve had a goal chalked off. Very good workout for our lads this one. ⁦

In early and that’s the ⁦@Bexhill_United⁩ squad being put through their warm up here at the ⁦@hastingsufc⁩ Pilot Field.

One last PSF for @Bexhill_United this afternoon and it’s a coastal corker. #COYP 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

This is the sort of thing me and my agent are dealing with all the time as the season approaches.

The last PSF before the real business gets under way with the FA Cup next Saturday. Been a good, solid pre-season for the Pirates so far and this is a belter to bring it to a close. Easy walk up the road for me to the Pilot Field via the allotment. #COYP 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

Nice to get a credit in this piece. Quick reminder. There is no seat premium at @Bexhill_United In fact me and Brian in the Pigeon Loft will happily keep your cushion dry and warm in our shed and pass it through the hatch on matchday as you take your place in our famous stand.

Superb. I hope loads of Premier League clubs do this. Send more and more proper fans out searching for the soul of the game. They will get a warm welcome down here at the grass roots.

Here we go…. @thesnlfdod @TheSCFL @snlffood @TheSnlf @BexhillObs @BexhillNews @ssxfootballhub @sussexboy @Sussex_World

Only real football blokes like my mates ⁦@fishthecabbie⁩ and ⁦@keepo19⁩ bell you to see if you’re going to Uckfield and then turn up by train and bus from Sutton because they want to have a drink, catch up and tick off a new ground. Football madness is back.

Finishes two one here to ⁦@Bexhill_United⁩. Fair play to ⁦@AfcUckfieldTown⁩ who had a fair old go at it second half.

End to end action here. In the ⁦@Bexhill_United⁩ goal Stef sorts it out and up the other end Shonky makes it two nil.

One nil here at HT to @Bexhill_United against @AfcUckfieldTown in a good competitive PSF. @NonLeagueCrowd @NonLeaguePaper

All go for the vintage geezer nowadays. Stalled out at the Beatwave Sunday market. #TottersVintage

This is exactly the sort of nonsense I moved to the coast to get away from.

Now widely regarded as the best punk skiffle band in the Uk. Play this to your sister. facebook.com/share/v/16ymt3…