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just got laid off from vox/nymag! 😂😂 super sudden and figuring some stuff out but in the meantime: i am a queer+trans music+culture journalist/critic of color that loves writing and audio and would luv any opportunities (freelance or other) sent my way [email protected]

Remembering one time in third grade we had to do an assignment based off a newspaper clipping. I was gonna do mine on a piece about Ozzfest but my teacher said no. Bro i threw a fitttt... i wanted to go so bad!
Prince would be 4 minutes deep into moaning and gasping on the track then with complete sincerity be like We need to stop all wars right now.
movie of the year incoming!
First trailer for a new ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’ movie set entirely on a computer screen starring Ice Cube. Releasing July 30 on Prime Video.
i just ate an al pastor taco that was so good it had my mouth doing ratatouille shit i can’t live nowhere else but LA !
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
just walked out of KILL BILL THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR at the vista to hear that someone sucker punched a dude to the ground because he was talking. #MoviesAreBack
editors, publicists, and anyone else left here who can pay me to write: just wanted to share that i'm back to freelancing! i'm available for entertainment writing opportunities as well as album bios. and i'm based in chicago, if you ever need someone on the ground here.
i know it's not "cool" or "fun" to fw hair metal and all that shit but i would watch this on VH1 as a kid and be absolutely taken with how awesome this looked lol. RIP youtube.com/watch?v=LplPi2…
Tubi dot com needs to buy the Arclight Hollywood Cineramadome #SendIt
When i was laid off last year with my broken foot I was really angry and depressed so I would listen to this and stick talk on repeat. Thank u future
A song ain’t never been this good 😭
Conservatively i estimate that at least 60% of the audience here at this katy perry concert in anaheim weren’t born when I Kissed A Girl came out
When frank ocean vanished…. a white boy rose to the challenge open.spotify.com/track/29iva9id…
Bieber record is just a mk gee record with intelligible vocals I had a hunch…
[Fat ass tweet incoming] Del taco crispy chicken taco > mcdonalds snack wrap