Bhavye Khetan

I made a fake founder persona. No product. No pitch. No deck. Just: - Stanford CS - Ex-Palantir - Used the word “AI” 3 times Sent cold emails to 34 VCs. 27 replied. 4 asked for a call. This game is rigged in ways most people don’t understand.

If your net worth <$1B your opinion on global politics doesn’t matter <$100M your opinion on any politics doesn’t matter <$10M your opinion on biz doesn’t matter <$1M your opinion doesn’t matter

AI rollups for drug cartels Cartels lose millions every week to dumb mules, missed handoffs, and border patrol surprises. Last month, $4M in coke vanished because a mule took the wrong exit and ghosted the drop point. They’re using Google Maps and WhatsApp to move bricks.…

Astronomer is the cluely for old people

I’m backing a company that might be building the missing context layer for AGI. They’ve quietly stitched a real-world persona graph across 100M+ sites (LinkedIn, X, Insta, TikTok, niche forums, gov registries). It’s not just identity; it’s behavior: what someone posts,…

If more than 3 really smart people tried building a company in a market and failed and you don’t have a unique insight/ right to win, you’ll waste your time and burn your money. You’re not god.

Whoever cracks RL in mid-frequency trading will make billions

All my friends in SF (18 - 24) are working 80hr a week trynna retire their parents and all my friend in Delhi (18 - 24) are partying 80hrs a week crashing their dads sports cars I dont think a big global co. is gonna come out of India tbh

If your "growth" guy doesn't have at least one viral tweet, its a scam

Canvas is the next mercor

Bro skipped Econ 1, 2 and every class after that

The stupidest thing I did in Berkeley is taking "Entrepreneurship classes" lol

$1000 that at least one person on this boat ends up behind the bars

My high school intern is funny af

More I stay in SF I realize most people just have bad ideas. They are great ICs but every time I ask them for advice and they try to go beyond their field of expertise and advice me on the broad business, its just stupid. ig there's something in having good ideas repeatedly.

That’s the stupidest limit @hinge How do I find love now 🥲

Code before lifting

this will be huge