Ben Cooper
@bencooper
Thi sun shines a teeny bit strongir evry day, & tho itil b a long time b4 nybody can c it wif thi naykid I, the starz 1/2 moovd.
What’s happened to Moments? They still exist, but are very hard to find. Anyway, recent discussion about a certain cook made me dig out this Moment about Preppers: “Preppers”
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “MR LOVERMAN”. None of them responded with "SHABBA". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
This was posted on Facebook and now my day is ruined. It just gets worse the more you look.
What the fuck? I can't believe what I just listened to. These people are actual Nazis.
America's new Hitler Youth. Well done everybody.
This is a UNESCO world heritage site
Russia’s precision campaign of surgical air strikes against Ukrainian strategic military infrastructure continues. Last night’s target: the historic Odesa fruit and vegetable market, Privoz.
It’s an ethical conundrum, as they’re very tasty.
Scientists Are Growing Miniature Human Brains in the Lab. No One Knows If They’ll Become Conscious. popularmechanics.com/science/health…
❗️"Go f*ck yourself," said Andriy Yermak, head of the Ukrainian president's office, when called from the Kremlin in the first hours of the full-scale invasion and offered capitulation, – FT. Dmitry Kozak, deputy head of Putin's administration, called Yermak and ordered him to…
This is what they took from us
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
I like to imagine there was a Nazca child who would refuse to eat their mashed cassava unless it was served in the mice bowl
Bowl with mice decoration, Nazca culture, dating from 100–500 AD. Currently housed in the collection of The Princeton University Art Museum.
An honorary doctorate, of course, isn’t a real doctorate - it’s given to someone who hasn’t done the work.
In honor of Ozzy’s passing, please enjoy my favorite scene of any documentary ever 🖤
Listening to an A&E consultant Kate Searle in the Peggie v NHS Fife claim she knows she's female because "she was assigned female at birth" and then say "she's not an expert in it". Absolutely excruciating symptom of how gender ideology rots medical & scientific knowledge.
NOT NOW, SCOTTISH GREENS.
Earlier tonight, after we went to them for a comment, the Scottish Green press office sent @kacnutt a statement saying their Internal Elections Officer had confirmed that “the lists published are correct.” The Internal Elections Officer has now quit.
This is, of course, an entirely religious statement analogous to claiming that the Earth was created 4004 years ago.
Famously, Ted Hughes anonymously sat an O'Level paper on his own work, wrote exactly what he'd meant in everything, and failed miserably.
This actually happened. In college I published some short stories and poetry. It made a little bit of money to pay for textbooks and whatnot. When I took my Deaf Ed certification test, I was breezing through when I came across a poem. The question was about the author's…
The state pension is a huge transfer of wealth from the young to the old.
Pensions experts are "alarmed" and "very concerned" that 40% of young people expect the state pension to be as generous for them as it is for their Boomer parents. If we can't sustainably afford even current levels of state pension, then it's immoral to keep the triple lock.
When someone’s telling you a heartbreaking story and they’re crying; how long should I wait before take a bite of my Gregg's pastie?