bej🍉

no one talks about the ihop syrup footjob under table anymore

i hate my bitch wife

This is like LeBron breaking down basketball

"y'all give oomf your phone number?" Oomf has my adress and sends me things

think im gay

would you rather be truth nuked or love bombed

Hey guys (sleeps) sorry about that (sleeps more) oh my god I’m sorry (sleeps more) I don’t know what’s happening (sl

this includes the crackdown on civil liberties inside the zones

fun fact: bejamin (and thus bej) comes from a misspelling from some random kid i played csgo jailbreak with a couple years ago

kamala IS brat

major league bej

idk how u guys handle being in situations and scenarios and whatnot

bed rotting day

i asked for no pickles and they gave me the fuckin mcpicklepounder