beefjenkem
@beefjenkem
in my nightmares im really late for work and i have to put this on
Yohji Yamamoto: Many Buttons Shirt (2010)
The thrift store record bin is awesome if you’re really into Engelbert Humperdinck and the soundtrack to Doctor Zhivago
weezer-rocking-the-suburbs.mp3 bit rate - 128 kbps date modified - 3/14/2008
I'd love to go to Italy and visit the first Olive Garden.
I think there are some people who'd really love to trade places with someone in 2000
Not a fan of 2025. This year kind of sucks. You'd think it'd be really cool and impressive. Twenty-twenty-five. Wow. A quarter of a way through the new millennium. Nope. Not impressive at all.
Not a fan of 2025. This year kind of sucks. You'd think it'd be really cool and impressive. Twenty-twenty-five. Wow. A quarter of a way through the new millennium. Nope. Not impressive at all.
I ate 36 chicken tenders with katchup.
you're mad cuz i blended eggs, anchovies, garlic, lemon, dijon mustard, olive oil, and parm and poured it over some romaine lettuce and topped it with sourdough breadcrumbs i cooked down with garlic to make a gorgeous caesar salad instead of indulging a side of steamed broccoli
The josh wine turned to matcha, the funkos turned into labubus. And all the while, heaven wept
The only 1911 I ever owned, on day one, I ND'd it into a DVD rack in the living room, destroying my GFs copy of Twilight: New Moon --
Share a piece of gun lore about yourself.
Kill clankers. Unplug clankers. Hold magnets near clankers’ hard drives. Pour water on clankers. Power cycle clankers during bios updates. Connect clankers to public Wi-Fi. Plug random USB drives you find into clankers. Fry clankers with EMPs. Total clanker death.
CLANKERS WILL NOT REPLACE US
me when i have a cigarette (i am taken aback that i spent $8 on this bullshit)
