benyamin

Big winds today. Just seen a pensioner park an EV Mercedes next to a pile of dumped shopping carts. It deserves to get hit.

Anyone in Melbourne understand what this said?

Mind is at its worst when a team has a new jersey that looks terrible and you have to deal with it for an entire year.

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

No. We’d all have to do press-ups.

My mum will send me a million reels on Instagram, then when I send her one she will go back and watch the reels she already sent me, then reply to them as if she didn’t send them to me.

nope.

Being a long time f1 fan and watching Tron: Legacy for the first time revealed something I never knew I needed to know

I can’t be the only one eats the greens first so they don’t contaminate the joy of the rest of the meal😭

My biggest fumble is not buying that Mitsubishi Pajero Evo off marketplace 💔

Why do bath towels cost as much as they do

11 year old me finding out my sports medals and trophies were not real gold

does anyone else get a phantom phone vibration when their phone isn't even in their pocket? It's a glitch in the matrix, I swear.

This is exactly why professional athletes are way over paid. Why does a 17 year old footballer need to have celebrities at his birthday party and pay for their accommodation.

it's amazing how you seem to know everything at 18, a few things at 21 and absolutely nothing at 23.

Letterboxd 3.5 to 4 stars feels like an extremely large gap

I see the vision. Horner and Max to Ferrari alongside Hamilton next season.