melissa
@batchelorette3
excellent fun til you get to know her
I think I’ll get back into South Park for the first time in 2 decades
we get tayvis instagram posts and harry styles vibrators in the same week this is CRAZY
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
She actually listened to the criticism. after 2022, she didn’t even crack the top 30 celebrity emissions, despite being on tour. But no one talks about that, because most people aren’t interested in change or accountability. They’re just looking for someone to cancel.
I "unstanned" Taylor because she wants to take 5 minute flights and is absolutely DESTROYING the Ozone. But ya ig not everyone cares about the land they live on
my therapist: what would feel good to you in handling the situation? IDK PLS TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I’m 100% positive the tn countdown means nothing idk I just know sorry guys
men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
we are not doing the jelly bracelets in digital form
I learned yesterday that different emoji heart colors can mean different things and promptly discarded that bit of information because I am old and decide emoji heart colors on vibes alone.
the fact that I had never heard of the Savannah bananas til they came to STL and now finding out the phenomenon they are is kinda spooky like where’d they come from?