Phil Ken Sebben
@hundsnus
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete. I am the boss of Harvey Birbman
Need to get a pinned thread in place again! Starting with this one because of today's date:
H1-B Redditor actively withholds information from his coworkers so he can't be fired and thus deported.
Hard to believe it, but despite female silver surfer and Señor Fantastico, Marvel actually made a Fantastic Four movie. Low bar to pass, but it's definitely the best one yet. Galactus voiced by Ralph Ineson has as the kids say, "aura." Franklin will increase baby-making by 100%

Deranged. Good thing the UN has no real power.
NOW - UN International Court of Justice rules that climate change is an existential "universal risk" to all nations, unequivocally caused by human activities, and member states have a "duty" to prevent it.
Omg new record for the collection (think it'll have all 8+ hours of music, @SwedishSpaceman??)
VINYL SOON???? (TOMORROW)
The word is "versus." "Verse" is a different word and does not apply!

Very funny and underrated. And it has Tom Waits!
"Mystery Men" was released on this day in 1999. Fantastic superhero action/comedy (based on the comic book by Bob Burden) from director Kinka Usher and screenwriter Neil Cuthbert. Highlights: Terrific performance by Geoffrey Rush (special mention: the Michael Bay cameo is…
Stop caring. That’s literally all you have to do. Just imagine this pepe every time you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc
This death scene alone influenced a huge part of my sense of humor
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from the Police Squad!/Naked Gun series