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Me and Chat GPT after completing 2 weeks worth of work in 2 hours

🙍🏽‍♀️Her: You always on your phone. Me:🤔

drake after accidentally putting anime titties on his instagram story seeing everyone going fuckin nuts and posting more

me holding her halo while she’s on demon time

Nardo Wick came in on Pop Out like he broke in the studio while Lil Baby was recording

it’s time 🤩

idc how much money i have, i'll scream “what the fuck” if the price too high

sometimes i know im wrong its just fun to argue

hope you know ain't no love lost

happy october to this absolute legend

My limp body being Ubered from the bar to my house

need this

i’m ready to get off the street 🫡

“You ever heard of DoorDash?”

when I get MARRIED my favorite line gone be let me check with the WIFE first 😂

finna go broke the amount of money I been spending on food

A short story of betrayal:

I actually laugh at my own jokes cuz I’m my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there fr 😂😂😭😭