Mayowa Bankole
@ayodejitenio
Writer of books. Nigerian. Thespian (since 2025) Chelsea fan 💙💙💙💙💙
21 years without a Premier League title 33 years without a Carabao Cup 0 UEFA Champions League titles 0 UEFA Europa League titles 0 UEFA Super Cups 0 FIFA Club World Cups No UEFA Champions League win in 140 years Never defended a Premier League title No treble-winning season…
Rejected by Gyokeres Rejected by Ekitike Rejected by Delap Rejected by Champions League Rejected by Europa League Rejected by Conference League Rejected by the top 15 Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Manchester United, aka Reject FC.
After exam don't rush to travel back home.
University 101:
Someone told me that heartbreak can come within the 365 days. I didn't believe it. Sucks to be me, I guess. Day 8 of 365. @365consistency1 If y'all don't hear from me, I'm dead.

Day 7 of 365 @365consistency1 Omo, to be stakeholder sweet sha. But I'm drinking again, like tf...... At least rehersals went well. Ion even understand what I'm writing again.... Bread and mayo sweet. Someone send me data 😭😭😭
I saw a video of an SS1 student that bought a Benz. His father questioned the source and told him to return it. His friends were praising him and telling him not to mind his father. That boy is not more than 15 years old. Jesus wept.
Day 6 of 365 @365consistency1 God abeg. See rain. At least I got my jersey today and I got myself some ice to match. Being a stakeholder has been rough so far. I'm tired already. My earpods are dead too. I want to eat fried rice.

Day 7 (but I hear it's day 5) of 365 Today I seriously thought about killing myself. But I drank garri and everything was okay again. @365consistency1 Enjoy this random picture of me from last year 😁😁

Young Chelsea fan vs Fully grown Palmeiras fan. Game's back
Day 5 of 365. @365consistency1 I think I've dislocated my shoulder. Phone is low sef, and they just brought light, twelve seconds after I left. I got this Minimalist phone app and later, I'm gonna implement the Pomodoro method in my tasks. The shoulder dey pain sha.

Acting broke is how you get Rich. Acting Rich is how you get broke.
So someone bought me data. Creepy Nuts later dropped. I went early for class today (first time!) I never chop, but sha.... Oh, and I'm currently to a lecturer's production to gain more acting knowledge. Day 4 is looking good sha. @365consistency1
100MB remaining keh? Me wey don plan use today sign up to LinkedIn? God oo 💔 I come get meeting by 10 😭😭 Creepy Nuts' song isn't available in Nigeria yet 😭😭😭 Day 4 of 365. This isn't going well rn. @365consistency1 30 pushups will calm me down.
100MB remaining keh? Me wey don plan use today sign up to LinkedIn? God oo 💔 I come get meeting by 10 😭😭 Creepy Nuts' song isn't available in Nigeria yet 😭😭😭 Day 4 of 365. This isn't going well rn. @365consistency1 30 pushups will calm me down.
The celestial scriptwriters didn't do a good one with this guy. He just got married 💔 My condolences to his parents, wife and kids. Rest in power, Diogo 🕊️
• 22 de Junho de 2025 • Sim, para sempre ♾️