Àgbà John Doe
@jon_d_doe
Man, Husband, Father, Uncle. C-in-C of Àgbàfians. Reality-based. The truth hurts & heals. Insults=Block. Patriarchy FC Flag Bearer. DMs to @jon_d_doee End.
My tweets may be very unpopular, but when you read through and think deep, they'll resonate with you. I can't guarantee if you'll like my tweets. But I'll tweet them regardless.
Shame don catch you abi? @YouthspireNG Na your papa be useless man.
My wife don go buy me better Amala for Yakoyo. Make I chop, I go reason una later.
It's almost 2 years since I did this thread. If I have not blocked you, and you are part of the women who sent me a DM. Please can you come to my DM to update me on if you're still a virgin or you're married now. Thank you 🙏.
Thread on single women that are still virgins. 1) how old are they? 2) why are they still virgins? 3) do they intend to keep it till marriage? 4) are they in a relationship? 1. She's a virgin at 38.
This is most likely going to be towards the end of the year. I'll pick one of my side chicks and take her out on a date. Who do you think I would pick?
Agba I was asking you how you'll celebrate if you get to 500k followers but you didn't reply me 😌🤧
Imagine say grok add me for that list, haters for just dey happy anyhow. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.
Notice that he said that she suddenly started misbehaving when he withdrew money from the relationship. Something a lot of you young men are afraid of doing. I kuku don tell una say plenty of una go marry olosho, una think say na joke or cruise. Una eyes go peel. End.
No, it's not right. If the child is his, then he has every right to know. Let the decision to let things go, be his & his alone. It's wickedness for a woman to give a man another man's child. If the marriage wants to scatter, let it scatter. End.
Bro forget her and move on,the sad truth is many of us have kids we don’t even know exist.
Please keep up with what you're doing. Your skits are very unique in style, & insightful. A clear picture of what many of our political elites are doing. I believe you got this creative idea in your sleep? Wherever you got it from, may God continue to bless you. Amen 🙏.
Governor Amuneke’s reversed governance speaks volume about African politics 😂
Ashawo vibes perceived in the BBN house. Ladies seizing every opportunity to go nude. Twerking on day 1 Bare chest & "6 packs" on full display Guys flocking around babes for acceptance & validation. Agba @jon_d_doe and one of his teaching will be mentioned & discussed in the…
Honestly, this is one property that I bought and today, it's useless in my house. We have even dismantled it. I eat in my room and the kids eat on the center table. I bought it because I loved this idea of family eating together. Especially dinner. But e no just work.
For three weeks now my wife has been misbehaving, cos she wants me to buy dining set. But my mind is on September school fees o. D kids are going to a new school, I don't know d school fees, uniforms, textbooks, school bags and all yet o. She is fighting me bcos of dinning set!
Do not let what you read here about marriages or failed relationships deter you from believing in yourself, that your marriage won't work. No one goes to the hospital if they're not sick. Learn from their mistakes, & hope for the best. End.
I want to grow my page organically & legitimately. If I was a hypocrite & greedy, I should have gotten more than a million followers by now. I will say things that will upset you, & cause you to think. We now live in a world where ilegitimacy thrives, & is celebrated. End.