doctor worm
@awaitingtrial
slap me some skin player
7.5% beers got me framing pitches again. Yeah that hit the corner buddy go grab some pine


“On paper” is my favorite way to judge my decisions. “In Practice” bozos will always try and pervert your perfectly calculated designs with their blah blah blahblahblah
Zach Randolph in the paint vs a Tolkien cave troll he’s giving the troll 28
I wonder what America’s oldest brewery is. I wish someone would remind me all the time
Every single time I watch the movie “The Town” this guy is in it. Swear to christ he’s Aflac’s dad

And my father lemme tell ya, they read my father’s will and all he left me was “to my own devices”

The Bulls / White Sox crossover jerseys really highlight how have bad their identity crisis really is. Jerry Reinsdorf is just making his action figures kiss
My ex-wife got my model railway in the divorce and to this day the vindictive bitch will send me video of the trains running behind schedule