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birds do indeed yawn. herons have Special Tongues. unlike us, they have bones in their tongues as well as special ridges and spines that allow them to more easily grip fish. wouldn't want to drop them!

Everything about this movie is so good

he should’ve been a French New Wave film star

He’s never done anything wrong in his life

me to my wife when she asks for "one more piece of cheese" at 1am

[drinking coffee and watching morning joe with my mom] My mom: I’d like to slap that man* in the face Me, simultaneously: I’d love to shoot that guy* in the head *the subject of the segment, not Joe himself

you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

My parents are watching South Park for the first time in their life, thanks Trump

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DO NOT CLAP THEM CHEEKS!

The most expensive rice in the world for some of the sickest people in Gaza who are getting minimal care, support here: chuffed.org/project/113222…. No medical supplies or medications have come into Gaza since March 2nd and now patients get no food for days. The Sameer Project team…

Accidentally taught my nieces to sing Hot in Herre

“Oh he’s got two! Where’d he pull that out of??”

A mid-19th century Nisga’a owl mask from British Columbia, carved from cedar wood with painted details, once used in ceremonial dance and now held in the collection of the National Museum of the American Indian.

THIS PHOTO I JUST GOT OF MY HOMOPHOBIC CAT IM CRYINF