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@asynchronous_x
I am the actual, literal personification of the 💯 emoji. infosec ‡ 0.5x swe ‡ technomancer
You’re probably right but it’s a lot more fun to spread the rumor that the ceiling on engineer salaries just jumped to the moon
Unpopular opinion: I think Zuck didn’t offer anyone $100M+. The real amounts were probably still unprecedented but much smaller.
also find me at DEF CON if you want a Meshtastic device (once I solder these and print the cases)
speedrunning a jhweitt ESP32 wardriving assembly for defcon, brb
Since @fishPointer won’t let me in the PCB Club I will stick to assembling premade components and soldering very poorly 🫡
Home Depot’s website is trash, I can’t even open it on mobile without my phone hitting 100 degrees and thermal throttling- glad they shoved an AI chatbot in there, clearly improved the UX
Really gotta give it xAI for in one week shifting the Overton window on AI safety a thousand miles. Truly impressive work
imagine pirating a movie and it has an exclusive-to-the-pirated-version message from one of the creators at the start 😭 freddie wth
Reminds of how every year the biohacking village at DEF CON gets told it’s not allowed to inject people with stuff and then every year they do it anyway lmao
When you say “you can just do things” you mean derivative b2b SaaS garbage When I say “you can just do things” I mean self surgery in my kitchen to install microchips and magnets into into my body We are not the same
Dog don’t you WORK at X?
What is the best case scenario for ai companions? I’m struggling here to think of the positives
Annual defcon reminder: You're not cool enough to burn a 0day on
at this part of the debugging process (X devs deserve the 9th circle of hell)
