Asterios

whoever wrote this is a genius

If keeping Trump out of jail can protect Bill Clinton…that’s a deal we liberals must take…our hands are tied……sorry……….

There’s no easy way to say this, but sesquipedalianesque

After only 24 hours in the afterlife, former professional wrestler and labor wrongs activist Hulk Hogan was up to his usual tricks.

Firstly, we look nothing alike. Secondly, I see no material benefit to “digging” in said area

saw a fuckin rocklee-headed zoomer slip a geek bar out his ankle weight

Some lady called my Steam Deck™ a Switch … I threw a full glass of water at her which is apparently “assault”

Terrible time to be named Ghislaine

J.D. Vance is 100 McNuggets in a trenchcoat

Now that Colbert knows his time is limited, he should throw caution to the wind and mock Trump, maybe point out that his family name was Drumpf, etc.

next level commitment to his craft. most pro sexual harassers would be taking a break around a male aide, but Cuomo is actually able and willing to make up a woman to leer at.

To people saying Superman was about Isreal and Gaza…I don’t see it. For one, the Boravian flag had an eight-pointed star

Why are you fighting back against releasing what your administration and DOJ knows about Epstein? Release the unedited video and the files. Bring it to light. That should clear everything up.

no

I wrote this! But you should read it anyway

Despite their importance to the Cornerian Defense Force, General Pepper insists that the Star Fox squad will remain freelance contractors.

>Dems fake Epstein Files to hurt Trump >Don’t release them because Biden’s in the files >That they faked Being MAGA must be exhausting