Monster Mmmm Ash 🎃🦇👻🍂

Look at this art! This dedication! If you’re not willing to put this much time and effort into a film about a jelly roll from outer space, don’t even pick up a camera! Don’t even look at it!

I decapitated this pineapple and shoved a little pink umbrella in it and drank it in front of my plants to assert dominance. 🌞🌴🍍

A list of movies that I want to watch before the end of Summer. Add something to my list! ☀️🎢🐚🏖️🥥🔪

I hope they shrivel up and fall off.

I took my daughter to see the new Jurassic Park movie. She liked it. It had two of her favorite dinos in it as well as a cameo from my favorite, the dilophosaurus! It wasn’t the best of the franchise but we still enjoyed it. I can see how they tried to take it back to the first!

#NowWatching Independence Day (1996) this 4th of July weekend! Dive into the behind-the-scenes magic with biomechanical suit with lead creature designer Patrick Tatopoulos and make-up/creature FX artist Gino Acevedo. 🛸💥 #ID4

Me watching you eat the food I grilled on Fourth of July weekend.

#NowWatching Aliens! ‘Merica! Bill Pullman for President!

Me at the slightest inconvenience.

YOU GUYS!!!!! We are getting a movie from the sexy evil monster master himself, Sam Raimi! His new film Send Help is coming out in January just in time for my birthday and I’m on the floor excited!!!!

This is me peak adulting.