Retrovania Land 🍕
@RetrovaniaLand
Cap'n Retrovania, '80s kid turned pizza-craftin' vampire dad, serving up nostalgic stuff. Join our LEFTOVER PIZZA Power Kids Club on Patreon for rad rewards!
Yo, Retrovanianites! 🍕🧪 Cap'n Retrovania’s droppin’ the gnarliest ‘90s nostalgia bomb yet: Monster Face – The Gnarliest ‘90s Toy That Turned Kids Into Mad Scientists! 💀 Join the Leftover Pizza Power Kids Club on Patreon to read this rad retrospective & snag exclusive retro…

Yo, Retrovanianites! 🦇 It's a wild Saturday night indoor toy showdown! 💥 We're rollin' with Kenner's Batman Forever 1995 crew: Hydro Claw Robin, The Riddler with his Trapping Brain Drain Helmet, Night Hunter Batman, and Fire Guard Batman piloting the epic Batwing! 🚀 Night…
#NowWatching The Hidden (1987) Director Jack Sholder (A Nightmare on Elm Street 2) brings this rad sci-fi/horror alien creature feature! Kyle MacLachlan stars as Lloyd Gallagher, an FBI agent hunting a body-hopping alien parasite. Michael Nouri plays Tom Beck, a tough LA cop…
Cowabunga, retro fans! 🍕📼 Let’s rewind to the '90s when @pizzahut was serving up piping-hot pies and mutant-sized nostalgia with their epic X-Men promotion! They rolled out a radical set of trading cards showcasing the original X-Men crew—Professor X, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast,…
Super Saturday Reveal! Yo, Retro Renegades! Check out the final front cover of Cap'n Retrovania's Leftover Pizza, starring The Toxic Avenger! This '80s & '90s digital mag is loaded with radical toppings: horror icon @RealTomHolland (Fright Night), @PlaymatesToys Toxic Crusaders,…

🌟 It's Saturday morning, Retrovanianites! Tune in for an NBC throwback with Cap'n Retrovania! We're vibin' with David Hasselhoff droppin' life lessons on One to Grow On during a classic commercial break! 📺💪 Grab your Mister T cereal, crank up the retro cartoons, and let's…
🎉 Happy Birthday to the legendary Peter Cullen, born July 28, 1941! This Canadian voice icon brought us Optimus Prime in The Transformers, Venger in Dungeons & Dragons, Monterey Jack in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, The Predator in Predator '87, Eeyore in the '80s Winnie the…




🌊 Dive into '90s nostalgia! On July 28, 1995, Waterworld hit theaters! Kevin Costner’s gill-sporting Mariner teams up with Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and Enola (Tina Majorino) to outrun Dennis Hopper’s villainous Deacon in this post-apocalyptic sea epic. Directed by Kevin…
🚨 Cap’n Retrovania’s Pizza-Slinging Showdown hits the NES in radical 1987 style! 🍕🛹 This pixelated side-scrolling beat ‘em up mixes Toxic Crusaders grit with T&C Surf Designs flair, serving retro horror and vampire-fueled pizza action! 🧛♂️🎮 In neon-charged Pitchfork Cove,…
Yo, Hulksters! 🎮 The Sega Genesis brawler Wrestle War (1991) with Hulk Hogan flexin' with the American flag on the cover is straight-up the most EPIC game art of all time! 💪💥 Who's ready to body-slam some nostalgia? #RetroGaming #WrestleWar #HulkamaniaForever #HulkHogan…

It's a spooky midnight Saturday, Retrovanianites! 🍕 Cap'n Retrovania's cracking open the retro vault, munching on his leftover Maximum Overdrive inspired Dixie Boy Truck Stop Arcade Pizza, and diving headfirst into the eerie world of Tales from the Darkside (1983-1988), the…
It's Saturday night, retro crew! 🍕🕹️ Swing by Retrovania Land's Pizzeria & Arcade—open 'til midnight! Grab a slice of Cap'n Retrovania's Joker's Revenge Pizza, loaded with spicy pepperoni, green peppers, and a chaotic swirl of tangy "smile sauce" that'll leave you grinning like…
SDCC 2025 is totally '80s nostalgic with these rad M.A.S.K, He-Man and She-Ra cosplayers. 💥
80s Nostalgia relived in 2025, SDCC
Cap'n Retrovania here, kickin' it old-school with his Saturday Morning Crunch! 🕷️ Swing into NBC's Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends for some retro superhero vibes! Who's ready for Spidey, Iceman, and Firestar to save the day? 📺🥣💥 #80sNostalgia #RetroCartoons #SpiderMan…
It's a radical Saturday morning with Cap'n Retrovania! 🕹️ Join us for a Cap'n Crunch Treasure Hunt commercial break! Snag Cap'n Retrovania's Saturday Morning Peanut Butter Crunch Shake and chill before we dive back into Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends! Make it to home!!…