Ramon P. Wolf, Esq.
@Dallas_DILF
Lawyer. Dadmaxxing in suburbia. Do not misconstrue anything I say as legal advice.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Never should have chosen this career.
Just booked back to back trips to Chicago and London in August
Me, a weary millennial, as I prepare to go through yet another historical event
JUST IN - A mysterious intergalactic object could potentially be a “hostile” alien spacecraft that’s slated to attack our planet in November, according to a new study by scientists — NYP
Personally unbothered by the Tea app, not just because I'm not an abuser, but also because I only dated women who aren't the type to post private relationship info on a public forum.
Pilots should be authorized to use tranquilizer guns on unruly passengers.
Welcome to the no fly list
As a kid I'd have to tolerate a 15-hour transatlantic flight surrounded by chainsmokers and now you can't even do hand stuff on a domestic flight to Florida? Every year life gets worse.
A couple's decision to join the "mile-high club" on a flight to Sarasota landed them a trip to jail, according to arrest affidavits. fox4news.com/news/couple-ar…
Damn they're sacrificing everyone to bury the Epstein files story, aren't they?
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old 💔🕊️
Telling her that one of her songs on our Spotify blend (Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield) is a vibe killer at wedding receptions just to feel something (she hates me now, I think)
me wondering why Pedro Pascal never has “anxiety” around his male co-workers
Can the doctor who diagnosed Pedro Pascal with the specific type of social anxiety - the one that can only be mitigated by copious affectionate touching from a hot younger woman - please reach out? I’ll pay 3x your normal rate for an appointment ASAP.
Just registered for my very first international law conference! Very excited to go to Verona, Italy to meet (and drink lots of wine) with the best wine lawyers from around the world! 🍷
Sometimes I Dm girls “what’s ya cashapp” to see how fast they bum ass respond
i only have crushes on geographically inconvenient people it’s my specialty