nolan

I’m crying

she would never carry a fucking water bottle. the AJLT costume department is wreaking havoc upon american fashion.

You can say fuck lmao This isn’t a kids site it’s for adults lmao

WHACK HERRRRRRR

the Spotify AI DJ playing me my “pump up music” and the first song was A&W

in times like these it’s how it has to be

she looks like a Condé employee who has been corrupted by press trips which is the exact trajectory I expected lmao

why is Caroline Polachek writing about Björk’s kid?

This literally sounds like Smerz😭

Whitney Estranga Airlines

Riis was so nice and chill today because half of Brooklyn went to that festival in a parking lot in Germany

I let out a sort of insane scream/bird noise when Andrea Martin appeared on Gilded Age tonight

Having uncovered life's cruel twisted hoax, we gravitate toward the irreverent for solace and consolation

I think it’s powerful when hot gay guys have horrible tattoos

I made it up.

airpod case currently somewhere in new jersey….yass my life