Andy Crane

Arsenal knew all about this. We all knew about this. Yet they carried on playing him. Imagine we’d have done that with Greenwood.

Not a fan of the ‘option’. Need to insist on it being an obligation with no opportunity to back out of it. Been stung with this type of loan far too many times already and this is just putting everything off until next year.

Your club offered his family and agent a royalty cheque and he earns more in a week than half the league combined due to him getting more backhanders than Tina Turner. Not to mention, that all of this was paid for while cheating your way to significance. Fucking turn it in.

I would have 100% taken Chloe Kelly at United. Pretty sure she was keen to come in January too, and we were keen to get her in, but City blocked that move because it was United (typical…) and she ended up back at Arsenal.

This has to be it. Third and FINAL offer. Walk away if they don’t accept this, they’ve already moved the goalposts on his valuation at least once this summer.

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We’re definitely going in for him aren’t we. I like the player, but not so much at this stage of his career. It’s not exactly like when we signed Zlatan or Cavani is it.

I try to be quite balanced when it comes to transfers because I know it’s not like FIFA or FM where you can just get them done, but my God we are terrible at getting people through the door. Preseason starts on Monday and your primary targets should already be sorted for that.

Yeesss! Vamos Flu!

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Oh do fuck off. I get that it’s a negotiation, but why the fuck has it taken DAYS for them to reject it. Just like us to have these clubs drag these things out.

City spending money like a team that already knows they’ve been found not guilty. Wasn’t that impressed with the signings during the Jan window, felt like players that would be happy with a year in the Championship, but some really decent signings so far this window. Bastards 😂

The first couple of points in this clip, and the bit at the end, seems to explain things well enough to show how we’re able to sign these players. But that middle bit. That part about using different accounts to satisfy PSR. Something sounds a bit dodgy there to me.

United being absolute dog dirt for a decade has given fans of other, lesser clubs a false sense of importance.

Boiling piss because players want to join us and boiling piss because players want to stay. We’re shit and fans of other clubs are still obsessed.

Right here we go then, be prepared for outlets to report the Cunha fee in Japanese Yen, Russian Ruble and Turkish Lira just so they can make it look much more inflated than the original fee.

When someone drives their car purposely into innocent people, including children, I don’t give a fuck if their friends say they’re a nice guy, if they are a company director, if they were in the armed forces, or if they live in a fucking cul-de-sac, I care they go to jail. Fuck.

Even in an end of season friendly, against a team of players nobody has even heard of, the ball goes up to Hojlund and comes straight back. He’s a hindrance to the team at this point, the kid needs a rest.

This a bit small time this isn’t it.

‘This is not us’. It is though, remember Loris Karius?